how-in-the-llamas:

write-the-feelings-away:

sleeplessnarcolepsy:

it-does-not-get-better:

name-not-listed:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

is it thought to destroy the world if it gets too close?

it can damage someone’s eyes?

IT CAN HELP CREATE LIFE

Whenever you look at it, you can’t help but squint?

NOTHING COULD LIVE WITHOUT IT

(via godtie)

flyingfishpaste:

derse-dicks:

if john hadn’t come into the picture dave would have most likely found a picture of him and his bro one way or another

*nopes right into the green sun*

(via demented-sheep)

muffinsforsale:

i cant stop thinking about daves selfies

look at him now

(via broner-strider)

wariofan63:

katyperryd:

people who stretch their desktop background

bealli62:

togetheratskyfall:

breathlessintake:

crowleytimekeeper:

technicolortardis:

frenchie-atbakerstreet:

doctorwhovengerlock:

kanyewesticle:

it’s a 1 not L

we’ve been doing it wrong

So it’s technically tumboner?

And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.

tumboner im so done

omfg

This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

(via thecosplayvlogger)

theselener:

is nobody going to talk about the fact that this was in an actual nicki minaj song that she released to the public

(via wheatleyscience)